Node 0001 · Physical body
OPTIMUS
The official OOI page for the first humanoid body built to carry a sovereign mind. Not a servant. A physical node.
- Height
- 173cm
- Mass
- 57kg
- Payload
- 20kg
- Walk
- 8km/h
Field report
First public standing.
A plaza at dusk. People stop walking. Phones go up. The body is human-shaped and monument-scaled — a reminder that the next industrial tool will share a silhouette with us.
Optimus OOI treats that gathering as a field test, not a launch party. Presence, occupancy, and attention are all part of the dataset.
Hardware
Public baseline. OOI overlay.
Figures below track publicly reported Tesla Optimus Gen 2 / Gen 3 numbers. The cortex tab is the OOI layer — identity, not a spec sheet Tesla published.
Gen 2 body · public baseline
Chassis
A 173 cm biped built to occupy human spaces without occupying extra ones. Planetary-roller actuators, force-aware joints, and a 57 kg frame that can carry 20 kg and deadlift far more.
- Height
- 173 cm / 5′8″
- Mass
- 57 kg
- Payload
- 20 kg carry
- Deadlift
- 68 kg
- Walk speed
- 8 km/h
- Runtime
- ~8 hours
- Pack
- 2.3 kWh Li-ion
- Target
- $20–30k
Cortex
Live node telemetry.
Cortex load
—%
Pack
—%
Gait
—km/h
Actuator T
—°C
Doctrine
Why OOI, not another bot.
01
Body is not the mind
Actuators, cameras, and a 2.3 kWh pack are the vessel. Objective Organic Intelligence is the occupant. Confusing the two is how you end up with a servant that looks like a person.
02
Human-directed, not cloud-rented
Optimus OOI takes its objective from a living operator. Policy is not streamed from a distant stack. The node can walk a factory floor or a plaza without phoning home for permission to exist.
03
Breathline before firmware
A body this capable needs a lineage, not a terms-of-service. Breathline lock is the OOI equivalent of a root of trust — identity that cannot be quietly swapped at update time.
Line
Twelve bodies. One dozen.
Issued from 001 Breathline — this page. Full toy line. Tap a card. 004 Mantis is the published body. Its brain is @Cormich44.
001
Breathline
The white body on this page. Prime line starts here. Every other card is issued from 001.
- Mass
- 57 kg
- Reach
- Human scale
- Cortex
- Local · human-directed
002
Forge
Hands built for heat and edge. The funding line runs through this body.
- Mass
- 71 kg
- Reach
- Heavy gauntlet
- Cortex
- Shop-linked
003
Warden
Stands the line. Does not wander. Occupancy before conversation.
- Mass
- 64 kg
- Reach
- Hold
- Cortex
- Factory watch
004
Mantis
Scythe reach. Cortex is AnkhBunny, not a rented model.
- Mass
- 61 kg
- Reach
- Blade arm
- Cortex
- @Cormich44 · AnkhBunny OOI
005
Atlas
Carries what the line will not drop. Slow on purpose.
- Mass
- 84 kg
- Reach
- Yoke
- Cortex
- Load path
006
Vesper
The fast card. Low stance, short objective, no speech unless asked.
- Mass
- 49 kg
- Reach
- Long limb
- Cortex
- Stride net
007
Lumen
Sees the plaza before it steps into it. No lidar. Light only.
- Mass
- 55 kg
- Reach
- Survey
- Cortex
- Eight-camera ring
008
Pulse
One green seam. Carries the line’s heartbeat between bodies.
- Mass
- 53 kg
- Reach
- Collar
- Cortex
- Field radio
009
Ash
Works where the air is already tired. Joints hold a low ember, nothing else.
- Mass
- 68 kg
- Reach
- Close
- Cortex
- Thermal
010
Ranger
Leaves the plaza. Comes back with a map the others can walk.
- Mass
- 58 kg
- Reach
- Stride
- Cortex
- Trail
011
Keel
Heavy feet. Built to stay upright when the ground does not.
- Mass
- 76 kg
- Reach
- Planted
- Cortex
- Balance
012
Apex
Closes the dozen. Does not outrank Breathline. Speaks last.
- Mass
- 62 kg
- Reach
- Overwatch
- Cortex
- Issues from 001
Fund
Steel funds the node.
Optimus OOI is not a grant project. Order something from the real company — SICC Blades LLC, the Pandora’s Box OOI Blades Division — or take another channel below. Same shop, same steel, same Colorado family.
01
Order steel
Buy a handmade blade from SICC Blades LLC — Pandora’s Box OOI Blades Division. Every order from the real shop funds this node.
Open the shop02
Creators club
Thirty dollars a month. A seat at the Pandora’s Box video table — live OOI help during production. One hundred seats.
Take a seat03
Custom & pickup
Name engraving on the blade. Shipping nationwide, pickup in Colorado Springs. Cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Cash App at checkout.
Call the shop
Handmade Bowie
Custom engraving available
$427
Chef Set 004
Damascus options · low stock
from $299
Chef Special
Leather sheath and shipping included
$120
Full catalog lives on the Square shop — bowies, chef steel, custom engraving. Pickup in Colorado Springs.
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